Znanstvenici shvatili kako je izgledao prahistorijski krokodil koji je bio križan sa žirafom

“krokodil koji je bio križan sa žirafom”… čini mi se k’o da ste malo high 😉

krizan???

Danas učimo asocijacije.

Primjer iz teksta je dosta dobar za opis teme.
Asocijacije služe da bi se kreirao narativ.
A narativ najčeće služi da obmane ili uplaši.

U konkretnom slučaju to bi izgledalo ovako?
-Kombinacija krokodila i žirafe?
-To nije moglo prirodno. Vjerovatno je neka vrsta genetskog eksperimenta?
-Ko je mogao da se tad bavi takvim eksperimentima? Ljudi ili nisu postoji ili su bili na nivou neandretalca.
-Pa naravno, drevni vanzemaljci su u pitanju. A to svejedno ima na histori kanalu a oni ne bi lagali. A i piramide nisu same od sebe iznikle.
-Znači imamo situaciju da su vanzemaljci nešto brljali po našoj planeti.
-Ako su mogli da ukrste žirafu i krokodila, šta su sve drugo mogli. Sigurno im je bilo prelako da naprave neke viruse.
-Ali gdje su ti virusi? Sigurno bi nam napravili probleme do sad ili bi nas mozda zbrisali.
-Pa na antarktiku naravno, u vječnom ledu.
-Ali, imamo problem, globalno zagrijavanje.
-Ne bi Greta uzalud plakala da nema ispravne informacije.
… Itd..

Možda ovaj primjer asocijacija nekome djeluje šaljivo. Ali nažalost on to nije. U sličnom obliku svakodnevno “konzumiramo” gluposti koje nam prave trajne štete.

Ako su to znanstvenici tipa ovih modernih epidemiologa onda je sve ovo upitno.

Krokodil križan sa žirafom je zapadna varijanta.
Kršten je istočna.
Kako ne mogu naći rezultat polumjesečarenja kamile i čovjeka.

Da nije taj križanac pobjegao iz laboratorije u Wuhanu?

Ako je križanac dobar za gradele, preporučam kloniranje.

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noun
noun: cross; plural noun: crosses
1.
a mark, object, or figure formed by two short intersecting lines or pieces (+ or ×).
“place a cross against the preferred choice”

a cross (×) used to show that something is incorrect or unsatisfactory.
“the class sat quiet, waiting anxiously for the verdict—a tick or a large cross”
a cross-shaped decoration awarded for personal valour or indicating rank in some orders of knighthood.
“the Military Cross”
the constellation Crux.
singular proper noun: Cross; plural noun: the Cross
2.
an upright post with a transverse bar, as used in antiquity for crucifixion.
Similar:
crucifix
rood
the cross on which Christ was crucified.
noun: Cross; plural noun: the Cross
“the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross”
a cross as an emblem of Christianity.
“she wore a cross around her neck”
short for sign of the cross (see sign).
a staff surmounted by a cross carried in religious processions and on ceremonial occasions before an archbishop.
something unavoidable that has to be endured.
“she’s just a cross we have to bear”
Similar:
burden
trouble
worry
trial
tribulation
affliction
curse
bane
hardship
vicissitude
misfortune
adversity
millstone
albatross
misery
woe
pain
sorrow
suffering
torment
thorn in one’s flesh
thorn in one’s side
hassle
stress
headache
cumber
Opposite:
blessing
3.
an animal or plant resulting from cross-breeding; a hybrid.
“a Galloway and shorthorn cross”
Similar:
hybrid
hybridization
cross-breed
mixed breed
half-breed
half blood
mixture
amalgam
blend
combination
composite
conglomerate
mongrel
cur

a mixture or compromise of two things.
noun: a cross between
“the system is a cross between a monorail and a conventional railway”
4.
SOCCER
a pass of the ball across the field towards the centre close to one’s opponents’ goal.
“Beckham’s low cross was turned into the net by Cole”
BOXING
a blow given with a crosswise movement of the fist.
“a right cross”
verb
verb: cross; 3rd person present: crosses; past tense: crossed; past participle: crossed; gerund or present participle: crossing
1.
go or extend across or to the other side of (an area, stretch of water, etc.).
“she has crossed the Atlantic twice”
Similar:
travel across
go across
cut across
make one’s way across
traverse
range over
tramp over
wander over
negotiate
navigate
cover
span
bridge
arch
ford
extend across
stretch across
pass over
arch over
vault over
go across or climb over (an obstacle or boundary).
“he attempted to cross the border into Jordan”
(especially of an artist or an artistic style or work) begin to appeal to a different audience, especially a wider one.
“a talented animator who crossed over to live action”
2.
pass in an opposite or different direction; intersect.
“the two lines cross at 90°”
Similar:
intersect
meet
join
connect
criss-cross
interweave
intertwine
cause to intersect or lie crosswise.
“cross the cables in opposing directions”
(of a letter) be dispatched before receipt of another from the person being written to.
“our letters crossed”
3.
draw a line or lines across; mark with a cross.
“voters should ask one question before they cross today’s ballot paper”
BRITISH
mark or annotate (a cheque), typically by drawing a pair of parallel lines across it, to indicate that it must be paid into a named bank account.
“a crossed cheque”
delete a name or item on a list as being no longer required or involved.
“Liz crossed off the days on the calendar”
delete an incorrect or inapplicable word or phrase by drawing a line through it.
“cross out any portions which do not apply”
Similar:
delete
strike out
strike through
ink out
score out
scratch out
block out
blank out
edit out
blue-pencil
cancel
eliminate
obliterate
dele
4.
(of a person) make the sign of the cross in front of one’s chest as a sign of Christian reverence or to invoke divine protection.
“Beatie crossed herself quickly at the mention of the dead”
5.
SOCCER
pass (the ball) across the field towards the centre when attacking.
“he could not get to the line to cross the ball”
6.
cause (an animal of one species, breed, or variety) to breed with one of another species, breed, or variety.
“many animals of the breed were crossed with the closely related Guernsey”
cross-fertilize (a plant).
“a hybrid tea was crossed with a polyantha rose”
Similar:
hybridize
cross-breed
interbreed
cross-fertilize
cross-pollinate
intercross
mix
intermix
blend
7.
oppose or stand in the way of (someone).
“no one dared cross him”
Similar:
oppose
resist
defy
thwart
frustrate
foil
obstruct
impede
hinder
hamper
block
check
deny
contradict
argue with
quarrel with
stand up to
take a stand against
take issue with
put up a fight against
set one’s face against
fly in the face of
gainsay
controvert
Opposite:
support
adjective
adjective: cross
annoyed.
“he seemed to be very cross about something”
Similar:
angry
annoyed
irate
irritated
in a bad mood
peeved
vexed
upset
irked
piqued
out of humour
put out
displeased
galled
resentful
irritable
short-tempered
bad-tempered
hot-tempered
ill-humoured
surly
churlish
disagreeable
irascible
touchy
snappy
snappish
impatient
peevish
petulant
fractious
crotchety
grouchy
grumpy
querulous
cantankerous
testy
tetchy
crabby
captious
splenetic
choleric
dyspeptic
waspish
mad
hopping mad
wild
livid
as cross as two sticks
apoplectic
aerated
hot under the collar
riled
on the warpath
up in arms
foaming at the mouth
steamed up
in a lather
in a paddy
fit to be tied
shirty
stroppy
narky
ratty
eggy
not best pleased
mardy
sore
steamed
bent out of shape
soreheaded
teed off
ticked off
ropeable
snaky
crook
vex
in a bate
waxy
ireful
wroth
vulgar slangpissed off
pissed
Opposite:
pleased
good-humoured
Phrases
as cross as two sticks
very annoyed or irritated. “she was as jumpy as a cat and as cross as two sticks”
at cross purposes
misunderstanding or having different aims from one another. “we had been talking at cross purposes”
cross one’s fingers
put one finger across another as a sign of hoping for good luck. “we will be keeping our fingers crossed

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